we're blogging at a bar
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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