Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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