it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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