If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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