she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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