Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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