and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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