The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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