How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You ate ashes out of my bong
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