it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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