i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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