Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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