it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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