I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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