Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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