I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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