Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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