Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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