There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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