you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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