fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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