My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I see more hoeing in ur future
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