Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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