sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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