you turned your livingroom into a bong?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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