she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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