I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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