Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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