he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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