this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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