He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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