Do you still have your period?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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