I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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