Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
false alarm, still single
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