I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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