So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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