Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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