Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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