Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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