I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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