i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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