I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize