Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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