im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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