I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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