I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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