I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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