Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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