if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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