Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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